Personal Utopia

Want to farm?

Like, just a little bit, and not in a very high-stakes way?

Maybe you want to grow a bunch of a particular type of bean that you like?

Maybe you want to plant a really big bed of flowers, and put a chair in there, and steal off for a read from time to time? You know, a totally unnecessary - yet vital - adventure.

Maybe you want to grow one thousand square feet of wheat, just to make a loaf of bread.

I don’t know, you tell me what you want. This is your Personal Utopia.

Apply or inquire today!


Frequently Asked Questions

What does it cost?

Nothing. It’s absolutely free. I’ll even till up your patch, give you a few tools, a big pile of straw for mulch, and keep a water tank full nearby.

What do I have to do?

First, you tell me your hope and dream for your Personal Utopia. Apply today.

Second, you keep up on the weeds. The mulch should help, but a couple visits for weeding might be necessary. It doesn’t have to be perfect - I mean, it will be, it’s your Personal Utopia after all - but if you decide to give up part way I can just mow it all down for you. The slate can be wiped clean - how utopian.

Third, you tell me about your experience enacting your Personal Utopia at the end of the year.

How big is a Personal Utopia?

A Personal Utopia is a fortieth of an acre - roughly one thousand square feet. It’s a strip up to 10 feet wide and 100 feet long. We can negotiate specifics - larger Personal Utopias are available, and I can make the standard ones narrower or shorter if need be.

Do you have any ideas for me?

I mean, sure, but I’m not interested in my Personal Utopia - I want to know about yours. To get you started, however:

  • A little bit of farming: Try growing a bunch of onions, or potatoes, or some special kind of bean, or a field of wheat, or weird heirloom varieties of corn, or heck, just do some clever take on the three sisters

  • A beautiful flower patch: Sunflowers are easy, as are cosmos and zinnias.

  • A place to sit and read: Plant some flowers, stick a chair out there, and bring a book out a couple of times this summer, maybe before you harvest some blueberries, make a little unnecessary adventure out of it.

What are you getting out of this?

First, the satisfaction of community in evidence. When I walk into the Back Four Orchard, and see the Personal Utopias, silent of their people yet communicating their presence, their hope and their dream, their joke, their earnest enthusiasm, I will be glad, and I will think fondly of the people.

Second, I won’t have to mow those spots.

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